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"Men are never really willing to die except for the sake of freedom: therefore they do not believe in dying completely."
Albert Camus

Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of March 4, 2001

TIFFANY CARSON (tyxw.carson11@virgin.net) writes...

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THE DEATH CLOCK IS A WASTE OF TIME. QUITE FRANKLY IT'S RUBBISH. ALL IT PROBABLY DOES IS SCARE PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR DAY OF DEATH. THEIR IS NO POINT SCARING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SUBJECT SO GO TO HELL!!!!

    The Death Clock replies...

    10 USE ALL CAPS
    20 ALSO SIN
    30 GOTO HECK
    Ok, I think I get it now. Thanks.

Nameless (blondieals@aol.com) writes...

This is not true, is it? Who are you to make jokes about one's God? I think that is rude to make jokes on one's concern like the 'letters' you write back to the people in the dead letter office. I am very sad about this site. This should not be here for GOD is the one to decide when we die. This is a very bad site that can be taken seriously by children like me. I am only 13 and this was very realistic to me. Not untill the jokes you have been making and the feeling you have been hurting I realize this cannot be true. You should make this site not soutible for children as well as for adults. For I am sure you have sinned in God's eyes. You or the others you have been working with should be ashamed.

    The Death Clock replies...

    From now on this site will be soutible for all ages. Thanks!

Janina Seymour (jseymour@devonportgirls.plym.sch.uk) writes...

Dear Sir who made the deathclock,
I know that this death clock thingy is just abit of fun, but my sister is taking it way too seriously and thinks I'm going to die in the 12 of August 2066. She has actually forced me to write this so please can you reply and tell me that this is a joke.
Thanks.
Yours, Janina.

    The Death Clock replies...

    How silly. Please tell her that the correct date is the 13th, not the 12th. Sorry about that.

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Dustin (dustin_47143@yahoo.com) writes...

im gonna have this web page deleted by aol

    The Death Clock replies...

    Oh my goodness! Not AOL! Err, make that AOL-Time Warner!

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