Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
Random Quote "And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death." Walt Whitman	Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings. DLO for the week of March 4, 2001 TIFFANY CARSON (tyxw.carson11@virgin.net) writes... I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THE DEATH CLOCK IS A WASTE OF TIME. QUITE FRANKLY IT'S RUBBISH. ALL IT PROBABLY DOES IS SCARE PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR DAY OF DEATH. THEIR IS NO POINT SCARING PEOPLE ABOUT THIS SUBJECT SO GO TO HELL!!!! The Death Clock replies... 10 USE ALL CAPS 20 ALSO SIN 30 GOTO HECK Ok, I think I get it now. Thanks. Nameless (blondieals@aol.com) writes... This is not true, is it? Who are you to make jokes about one's God? I think that is rude to make jokes on one's concern like the 'letters' you write back to the people in the dead letter office. I am very sad about this site. This should not be here for GOD is the one to decide when we die. This is a very bad site that can be taken seriously by children like me. I am only 13 and this was very realistic to me. Not untill the jokes you have been making and the feeling you have been hurting I realize this cannot be true. You should make this site not soutible for children as well as for adults. For I am sure you have sinned in God's eyes. You or the others you have been working with should be ashamed. The Death Clock replies... From now on this site will be soutible for all ages. Thanks! Janina Seymour (jseymour@devonportgirls.plym.sch.uk) writes... Dear Sir who made the deathclock, I know that this death clock thingy is just abit of fun, but my sister is taking it way too seriously and thinks I'm going to die in the 12 of August 2066. She has actually forced me to write this so please can you reply and tell me that this is a joke. Thanks. Yours, Janina. The Death Clock replies... How silly. Please tell her that the correct date is the 13th, not the 12th. Sorry about that. THE FLAME OF THE WEEK Dustin (dustin_47143@yahoo.com) writes... im gonna have this web page deleted by aol The Death Clock replies... Oh my goodness! Not AOL! Err, make that AOL-Time Warner! DLO Archives Week of May 11, 2003 Week of August 18, 2002 Week of August 11, 2002 Week of December 16, 2001 Week of September 30, 2001 Week of August 12, 2001 Week of July 1, 2001 Week of May 27, 2001 Week of May 13, 2001 Week of April 29, 2001 Week of April 8, 2001 Week of April 1, 2001 Week of March 25, 2001 Week of March 18, 2001 Week of March 11, 2001 Week of March 4, 2001 Week of February 25, 2001 Week of February 18, 2001 Week of February 11, 2001 Week of February 4, 2001 Week of January 28, 2001

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