Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
Random Quote "And nothing can we call our own but death And that small model of the barren earth Which serves as paste and cover to our bones. For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings." William Shakespeare	Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings. DLO for the week of March 11, 2001 Donald (evilmaster@angelfire.com) writes... This site made one of my friends cry. The doctors said that she will not live to see her 20th birthday. You need to do something else with your site than just death. The Death Clock replies... I'd like to announce that Death Clock will now be selling books. Oh, and we are also a portal and a directory. Hassid (shadae_15@hotmail.com) writes... Your Deathclock should be taken off the Internet, and you should be ashamed of yourself for scaring people who take your site seriously. (And you should put in jail.) The Death Clock replies... Put what in jail? Mirek (miroslav.hajny@upce.cz) writes... I´m necrofile The Death Clock replies... I'm a zero-length file. Nice to meet you. Kelly (angel_star@hotmail.com) writes... What kind of sick weirdo are you. I mean me and my friend have had a look at this page and now she can't stop crying because she knows when she is going to die and her mother is going to die in a matter 5 years. How do you even know when people are going to die. This page is horrible and i would like you to send me an e-mail back telling why your so good and how you know your so sure of peoples passing on date. Very upset. The Death Clock replies... Oh oh! Everyone watch out - Kelly is upset! Nameless (actrach85@aol.com) writes... THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING SITE I HAVE EVER BROWSED!!!!!!! A FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME, OTHERWISE I WOULD NEVER HAD GONE TO THIS SITE. WHAT KIND OF MORBID, NASTY MIND WOULD THINK TO CREATE A SITE LIKE THIS???!?!? The Death Clock replies... That's it. From now on, AOL installs should disable caps lock. THE FLAME OF THE WEEK Nicola King (nk_10@yahoo.com) writes... I am just dropping this E-mail to tell you that your Deathclock is a load of rubbish!!! I put my nan's date of birth in to find out her death date. The issue is, she is already dead so your death clock should have given me the correct death date if it was true. You should not have a website like this as it could easily scare people and make them believe their death date. I will be reporting you to the newspapers, and will be in touch with internet law to have your service removed immediately from internet. Please take into account what I have said, or I will be be tempted to take further action against you. The Death Clock replies... Thanks for the note, Nicola. I've add a new plugin, "NanTech" to the site that will now take care of everyone's nan. This site is now 100% Nan- Compatible! DLO Archives Week of May 11, 2003 Week of August 18, 2002 Week of August 11, 2002 Week of December 16, 2001 Week of September 30, 2001 Week of August 12, 2001 Week of July 1, 2001 Week of May 27, 2001 Week of May 13, 2001 Week of April 29, 2001 Week of April 8, 2001 Week of April 1, 2001 Week of March 25, 2001 Week of March 18, 2001 Week of March 11, 2001 Week of March 4, 2001 Week of February 25, 2001 Week of February 18, 2001 Week of February 11, 2001 Week of February 4, 2001 Week of January 28, 2001

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