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"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death."
Revelation 6:8

Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of August 18, 2002

Brittany Wallace (truegirl420@aol.com) writes...

I think that it is a really stupid idea. Nobody would want to count down the seconds until they die. It would drive people crazy. Besides, the death clock shows that everybody dies when there 80 years old. "What did you think people wouldn't notice?"

    The Death Clock replies...

    Yes, but obviously you were too smart for my tricks!

Evelynne (dimmples13@hotmail.com) writes...

Look, i dont know who u r or where u come from. hopefully you will give up tryin to fill in for God. If this a person tryin to be God thanx because when God comes back ill beable to live in eternity w/ him! Get your mind right and follow God of its hell for you buddy! Sista in Christ, Evelynne

    The Death Clock replies...

    This a person who went crazy trying to read your email!

Natalie (n.kervin@merseymail.com) writes...

I think that your death clock is terrible.Say that someone dies and you say that there going to die in twenty years time there family will get very upset.You are a sick person and a very sad one aswell.every time i do my date of birth its always a different date that im going to die.Theres no need for you.get your siteoff the internet.and im sure other people will agree with me wont you. bye,bye sicko

    The Death Clock replies...

    bye bye wacko!

Johnathan (Or, I know where the ! key is) (renew_1@hotmail.com) writes...

You filthy liar, you say this site is for "FUN" but your evil intentions come blaring through. You want to scare people and try to make them kill themselves by lying to them about the day that they are supposed to die on. You are a horrible person and i hope satan has some pity on your soul while you are burning in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Tom (rollerduke@hotmail.com) writes...

I am don't a school project on death and dieing and I came upon your site and maybe give a few ideas to exploit your already "sick" (excuse my unoriginality, but its true) mind and maybe you would put it on your web page and make fun of that too. "Thanatologists (those who study the surroundings and inner experiences of persons near death) have identified several stages which a dying person goes through: denial and isolation (No, not me!); anger, rage, envy, and resentment (Why me?); bargaining (If I am good, then can I live?); depression (What's the use?); and acceptance. Most authorities believe that these stages do not occur in any predictable order and may be intermingled with feelings of hope, anguish, and terror." Death is a serious issue for those who have come near it or are about to. You on the other hand seem to find it funny. I suppose being depressed about it wont do any good either but at least show some respect! Turn it around and encourage people to enjoy every minute of it or something. Because when you wake up one day in the morning and realize "DEATH IS HERE", you wont find it funny anymore.

PS: and your jokes about the use of quotes is getting old

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