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The valiant never taste of death but once."
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Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.

DLO for the week of December 16, 2001

Melissa ( writes...

I visited your site thinking the name was intrigeing and that it might be something that would actuatlly stimulate my mind, however I found it completely repulsive. It makes me sick that you even consider this a game. Playing with peoples lives is not a joke. You're trying to gods job. Regaurdless of if you feel its a game or not you need to consider others feelings. Don't you worry that there are young children visting your site and beliveing what you have posted here? There impressionable minds are not something to play with. It frightens me that there is someone out there that considers death a joke. I do feel sorry for you though. Seeing as how on judgement day you will have to stand in front of the lord knowing that you have made a mochary of his job. You are really a sick person and you need help. Do us all a favor and do some sole searching. I hope for your sake you can find god and repent of this terrible sin.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Wasn't there a virus named after you?

Rachelle ( writes...

you's are the biggest SICKO ive even seen like i right my in and the die on 13 march iam still here

    The Death Clock replies...

    I would comment if I could understand...

Amanda ( writes...

this site is very sick you people need help! please get help! please let god be w/ your sick mind even thoe god knows you need help to and if you lean on him maybe he will help u... you should get a new life marry someone you love and w/ brians whos smart dont think about me your not good enough 4 me anyway! your a loser if you trash my email your trashing something useful in your life physco hope you get help see a physic crack head! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    The Death Clock replies...

    Absolutely no comment.

Roxy ( writes...

i cant believe u would make something like this itz so pathetic and cant actaully come true. my friend wanted me to check it out.... but i got the same year and date as my friend so wuzzup with thatt?> u make no sense dude i think u should start hobbies in other fields.

    The Death Clock replies...

    My new hobby is making fun of freaks like you.


AyAm3 SaDaKo ( writes...

You know what? This website sucks like hell!!! Do you think that scaring away little kids will make you go to heaven? No way! I don't care whatever this website says, but i only know that this website is the stupiest website i have ever seen! And yeah, just for your information, only God in heaven can decide when we will die and how long we will live. And there is no need to scare people off like this! May your crops rot and your teeth drop!

    The Death Clock replies...

    My crops! No, not my crops!

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