Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
Random Quote "While man is growing, life is in decrease; And cradles rock us nearer to the tomb. Our birth is nothing but our death begun." Edward Young	Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings. DLO for the week of February 25, 2001 Kelly Thrall (kellyt@csinet.net) writes... I was interested in your death clock but I and another Colleague of mine have figured out your formula. Males die at the age of 74 and women die at the age of 79. This is an average and not always true. Thanks for adding to the falsification of the World Wide Web. The Death Clock replies... Yes, I ruined the World Wide Web. Sorry about that. Christopher Shepherd (moon128@leekhigh.rmplc.co.uk) writes... I think that these pages are pants because the death clock always gives you the same death date. The Death Clock replies... Yes, these pages are pants. The graphics are shirts, and the scripts are shoes. Jim Nemanich (x@motss.com) writes... I just thought you might be interested in knowing that durring a near death experience in 96 I visited hell. Turns out that it is just like Minneapolis, however there is a 4 hour time difference. The Death Clock replies... I always thought Hell would be like Texas. Shows how much I know. Chris Jones (starman2387c@hotmail.com) writes... Do you know what I think... I think that anyone that goes to university is sad, and they only do it cos they aint nothing elce to do. Go live your head in the clouds somewhere elce... I think your site sucks and it scares alot of people. Who do you think you are exactly? I don't really want to know, but you probably think your god. Well, your not, and your very, very, very morbid and sad! The Death Clock replies... Your right. It was a waste of time to go the university and learn how to spell. I mean, look how far you have come! Ryan Law (ryder@escape.ca) writes... Well, i have to say that I found your web page interesting and i search through it all. I went throught the peoples comments and i have to agree with most of them. I am a bible college student and i am a Christian, so I beleive that God is the only one who determines are real death clock. i dpo not mean you any disrespect I find this page neat, but truely God does exsist, and he did not steal your idea, sorry he already copy writed it. I am prsaying that you wil see the truth and see God because with out Jesus Christ, when we die, we will end up in hell and our death clocks do not mean anything there. The Death Clock replies... Great, that's all I need - a copyright lawsuit from God! THE FLAME OF THE WEEK Anthony Sargente (dreagirl@worldnet.att.net) writes... I THINK THAT THIS WEB SITE IS RIDICULOUS AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR DATE OF DEATH!!!!! DO YOU REALIZE THAT SOMEONE COULD ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THIS SIGHT THINKING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO DIE ON THE DAY THAT YOU GIVE THEM...YOU COULD WRECK THEIR LIVES LYING TO THEM LIKE THIS. I THINK THAT YOU ARE A VERY SICK PERSON CONTRADICTING DEATH LIKE THIS..AND I ALSO THINK THAT YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS TO CREATE A WEB SITE LIKE THIS. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET. YOU MUST HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING TO ACTUALLY PUT THIS SITE ON THE WEB. YOU ARE GOING TO GO HELL FOR THIS....TAKE MY WORD ON IT YOU SICKO!!!!!!!!!! DLO Archives Week of May 11, 2003 Week of August 18, 2002 Week of August 11, 2002 Week of December 16, 2001 Week of September 30, 2001 Week of August 12, 2001 Week of July 1, 2001 Week of May 27, 2001 Week of May 13, 2001 Week of April 29, 2001 Week of April 8, 2001 Week of April 1, 2001 Week of March 25, 2001 Week of March 18, 2001 Week of March 11, 2001 Week of March 4, 2001 Week of February 25, 2001 Week of February 18, 2001 Week of February 11, 2001 Week of February 4, 2001 Week of January 28, 2001

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