The Death Clock - The Mortuary

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

Random Quote
"And nothing can we call our own but death
And that small model of the barren earth
Which serves as paste and cover to our bones.
For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings."
William Shakespeare

Welcome to the Mortuary, my place to share treats (and hopefully a few tricks) with all of you. Today we have a wonderful selection of treats including a Death Clock Screen Saver and the Personal Death Clock.

Personal Death Clock

Many people like to bookmark their Death Clock. Unfortunately, the small DC window is not really great as a bookmarked page. The Personal Death Clock allows you to create a full sized version of your Death Clock for bookmarking purposes.

Create PDC

Death Clock Shirts

Yep, you can now buy your own Death Clock shirt. Thanks to CafePress.com, I'm proud to offer two shirts both with Death Clock designs on them. To begin shopping, visit the store at:

http://www.cafepress.com/deathclock

Death Clock Screen Saver

This screen saver requires Windows 95, or 98. It will not work under Windows 3.1 or on the Mac. If anyone wants to make alternate versions of the screen saver I'll be more then happy to host it here. To download, simply click here. The total file size is 432KB, which will take approximately four to five minutes to download over a 28.8 modem. But, if you have already installed the VB400 runtimes, you can download a slimmer version (52K) here.

Please note that this screen saver is quite old and support for it is NOT provided.

Bug Notice: This version has problems with some of the international versions of Windows 95. Apparently, if your system is setup to use a D/M/Y format instead of a M/D/Y format, the program will not work.

Death Clock Polls

To view all the polls we've hosted (so far, one), simply vist our Poll Archives. Democracy is wonderful, isn't it?

Quote Listing

Many people have requested a list of the death oriented quotes that appear on the left side of the page. You can now access the list of quotes by clicking here for a text list or here for a WDDX list. If you don't know what WDDX is, don't click on the link.