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"And nothing can we call our own but death
And that small model of the barren earth
Which serves as paste and cover to our bones.
For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings."
William Shakespeare

Welcome to the Rant page. This is where I get to rant and rave about what sucks, and what's cool in the world. If you can't take anything that hasn't been sanitized by the PC crowd, I'd suggest avoiding this page.


Death Clock 2.0
August 11, 2002

I finally got off my rear and updated the code here. Almost everything has been cleaned up and improved. On the public side, I'm making much better use of CSS throughout the site. Enjoy.


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