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"'T is strange that death should sing.
I am the cygnet to this pale faint swan,
Who chants a doleful hymn to his own death,
And from the organ-pipe of frailty sings
His soul and body to their lasting rest."
William Shakespeare

Welcome to the Rant page. This is where I get to rant and rave about what sucks, and what's cool in the world. If you can't take anything that hasn't been sanitized by the PC crowd, I'd suggest avoiding this page.


Death Clock 2.0
August 11, 2002

I finally got off my rear and updated the code here. Almost everything has been cleaned up and improved. On the public side, I'm making much better use of CSS throughout the site. Enjoy.


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