Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...
"The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living."
W. H. Auden
Whether you love them or hate them, celebrities hold a special place in our society.
Well, no matter how much money or good looks you have, everyone takes the dirt nap eventually, and now you
can plan ahead with the Death Clock Obits. Each of the celebrities below have had their birthdays programmed
into our system so that you can estimate how long they have left to live.
Nothing says democracy like a presidential
election. For those of you who haven't been hiding
under rock, you know that the next American
president will either be George W. Bush or Al
Gore. As I ponder the upcoming election my mind
begins to think about all the people who died
defending this country and ensuring our freedom -
all so that a good 10% of us can actually find it
in our hearts to drag our butts to the voting booth.
Ah well, you gotta love American-style democracy.
To find out which of our esteemed candidates will
punch out first (or be around for re-election),
simply click on their name below.