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"While man is growing, life is in decrease;
And cradles rock us nearer to the tomb.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun."
Edward Young

Whether you love them or hate them, celebrities hold a special place in our society. Well, no matter how much money or good looks you have, everyone takes the dirt nap eventually, and now you can plan ahead with the Death Clock Obits. Each of the celebrities below have had their birthdays programmed into our system so that you can estimate how long they have left to live.


Nothing says democracy like a presidential election. For those of you who haven't been hiding under rock, you know that the next American president will either be George W. Bush or Al Gore. As I ponder the upcoming election my mind begins to think about all the people who died defending this country and ensuring our freedom - all so that a good 10% of us can actually find it in our hearts to drag our butts to the voting booth.

Ah well, you gotta love American-style democracy. To find out which of our esteemed candidates will punch out first (or be around for re-election), simply click on their name below.


George W. Bush
Al Gore


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