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"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily as lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
Woody Allen

Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of April 1, 2001

Diana (pinkprincess85@hotmail.com) writes...

ok this site is such a lie...it's like your pretending to be God and judge when people are gonna die...i typed in 31 and the year 2000 and it came up ans 2080. ok. it's just a random pick thing. I don't think God well like this..but i'm not gonna judge you. Thats Gods job and your not God, So i don't think you should judge when people will die, thats God job to do that!

    The Death Clock replies...

    Um, so what's God's job again?

Rob Bearden (teleman85@home.com) writes...

i think this is an interesting site but is is wrong, it puts ideas in peoples heads and its not right. i also think it is VERY stupid to make a clock that you can buy

    The Death Clock replies...

    Well, we certainly don't want to make people think, now do we? That would be horrible. Imagine if everyone started thinking. Before long, we may have some intelligent people around, and that would be horrible!

Rachel (sebrentzel@email.msn.com) writes...

I do like this site. There's one problem though. When reading the letters you writ to peoples responses I notice that you cuss a lot. Could you please stop doing that. Also don't make fun of others just because they think this place is evil. They do seem nieve but you could be nice about it and let them know that this is just for fun. I'm somewhat nieve and know for a fact that this is just for fun. Have a great day and please email your response to me. Love in Christ,Rachel

    The Death Clock replies...

    I promise to stop my dang cursing and be nicer to people - even idiots like yourself.

Joseph P. McGath (drjpm@gate.net) writes...

he who thinks he is god will burn in the internal gates of hell and be punish for all internity.but my son you still have a chance choose the lord has your savior and asked for forgiveness its the only way my son I will pray for you but the decision is only yours choose well my son choose well

    The Death Clock replies...

    Hmm, are the 'internal' gates of Hell anywhere near the 'external' gates of Hell?

Jen (jen_canadian@hotmail.com) writes...

I AM SORRY BUT YOU AND PEOPLELIKE YOU ARE THE REASON FOR SO MANY OF THE WORLDS PROBLEMS. PEOPLE HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU HAVING TO LET PEOPLE KNOW WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO DIE. I HOPE YOUR DEATH CLOCK SAYS YOU WILL BE DEAD WITHIN THE NEXT YEAR. WHAT SORT OF DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY WERE YOU BROUGHT UP IN TO MAKE YOU SO TWISTED? ANYWAY IT IS MY ADVICE THAT YOU PUT AND END TO THIS SITE BECAUSE THERE IS NO POINT IN HAVING IT HAVE A GOOD DAY

    The Death Clock replies...

    Revenge of the CAPS LOCK people!

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Your site is sick. Why would you waste time and money on something as idiotic as sensationalizing death. And I don't believe that you have the permission to highlight the supposed death dates of people that wouldn't give you the time of day, like Gillian Anderson, David Duchovny, and especially Bill Clinton. Be ashamed of yourself, you are a waste.

    The Death Clock replies...

    I am soooo ashamed for offending Bill Clinton, who is truely a paragon of virtue and morality.

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