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"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave."
Bishop Hall

Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of April 8, 2001

Jenn Ryan writes...

I would like to tell you that I find your little "site", (if I can even call it a site) extremely rude and immature. Isn't it enough that we are constantly reminded that we could die in the next minute every time we go outside? Do you really think people WANT to know when they're going to die? If you do, then you need a serious reality check. Your site is horrible and I will tell everyone I know my thoughts on it. Goodbye and good riddance.

    The Death Clock replies...

    So, since you can't the difference between a real life and a game, I'm the one who needs a reality check??

Dr. Jared (jaredd86@hotmail.com) writes...

You DO suck. I don't think you know how IMMATURE you are. You know that don't you?? You might think your smart but any SMART ass does not have a Web Site called The death clock. Your site,and your comments prove how XXXX Immature and STUPID you are. I don't think anyone really appreciates your site

    The Death Clock replies...

    -sigh- And the sad part is that I just turned 28!

Natalie (ivory22540@excite.com) writes...

Dear Mr. Camden, Hello. I'm a Christian Catholic who strongly believes God decides are death day. Your site "The Death Clock" is greatly disturbing me and I wish you would get rid of it. It told me I would die On Feburary 3 2066 and I clearly do not believe this! It annoys me that it's even has exsistence! It always make me wonder if I really will die then. I'm only 12 years-old and this makes me very nervous. I wanna live life without having to worry about death. God's dream for us was to live life to it's full potentail. Worrying about death and thinking about it is not what God wanted us to do! I know that on Feburary 3, 2066 I will be 80, but, it is greatly disturbing to think that I might remember this date for the rest of my life and when I pass that date and am still living I might turn my micro-computer on and go to this site again. I will email you and or whoever is in charge of the site then and tell then how stupid, pointless, and disgraceful your site is or was! You should realize that you are putting shame to God and the world by publicly displaying that you believe in God but however you still go against his dream for you! I hope that you don't make fun of me when you respond to this letter, if you do, because this is really annoying me!
Thank you,
Natalie

    The Death Clock replies...

    A Christian Catholic? Ah, thank you for clarifying that for me. If you hadn't said that I might have thought you were a Muslim Catholic. So, let me see if I get this - my web site disturbed you, and you want me to remove it? Here's a crazy idea. Maybe you shouldn't visit the site again?? Outside of that, I'm looking forward to your email in 2066!

Lorraine Knight (lolo@uk.packardbell.org) writes...

You are a total freak and I don't believe that it is right to guess or tell people when they could die it's disgusting really. All I can say is you are a mega freak and people like you should be banned from having a website.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Sweet, I'm not just a freak, but a mega freak!

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Krista Bolton (imagin-12@home.com) writes...

OKAY WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I KNOW YOU GET HATE MAIL ALL THE TIME BUT ADD THIS ONE TO YOUR LIST..IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE SENDING YOU E-MAIL SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT YOU, DOESN'T IT CLICK IN YOUR HEAD THAT MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.. YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU WITH THIS DEATH CLOCK XXXX.. WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOES THIS.. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE A SITE THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.. OR YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY A VERY LONELY AND PATHETIC OLD MAN OR A STUPID KID...AND THE ONLY ATTENTION YOU GET IN YOU XXXXXX UP LIFE OF YOURS IS PEOPLE SAYING THAT YOU'RE SICK.. DO YOU GET SOME KIND OF SICK PLEASURE OUT OF THIS? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO POOR PEOPLE WHOCOULD BE SO DEPRESSED AND WANNA KILL THEMSELVES AND ALL THEY NEED IS FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU TO XXXX WITH THERE HEAD EVEN MORE..... DO YOU REALIZE PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOU DIDN'T HELP THEM YOU MADE IT WORSE... NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY WHAT I HAVE SAID.. BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SAD THERE IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD..

KRISTA..

P.S. YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THE DEATH CLOCK WHY HAVE IT WHEN IT'S WRONG AND USELESS..

    The Death Clock replies...

    First response: I don't suppose you're related to _the_ Michael Bolton, are you?? Second response: People are dead because of me?? I guess I must have used the secret HTML tag, eh?

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