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W. H. Auden

Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of January 28, 2001

Crazy Choir Member writes...

Now, i am dont religion a lot, But i believe strongly in my religion, and im not sure if this death clock, a suggestion i would say is dont make the site look so satatnic because by testing diffrent dates i know there is a method to the death clock wich i have figured out the basics of it by testing a lot of familys dates. So the site is probably just using statitcs to figure out the date. So by making it look less satanic people would take more fun in it then reality

another entry...

why do you like to mock God? you need to repent and ask forgiveness to God. I hope you do before you really do go to hell!!! you are a sick sad person you know i am saved by the grace of god and im going to heaven but you will probably not unless yo get your head out of your butt and see that this whole site is just some nonsense trash that you and your little demon friends decided to put to gether one day probably because your girlfriend realized how sick you were and left you so rot in hell if you want but i know i wont be

Mr. "I bought an IMac and don't need a floppy" writes...

I HAVE A MAC. BASTARDS.
SCREENSAVER:::::::
ALRIGHT????

    The Death Clock replies...

    MAC. SUCKS. SCREENSAVER???????

Mr. "Where the heck is the spell check?" writes...

I am hihly Ofented by yer site. I ast it when I wuld dy and it said yist'rday. Yer no god. I aint believin what tis ya wrote. Yer a hartless basterd. I can't believe ya think ya are god or some such thing.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Well, I would be ofented too. I ast that you please not dy on my account and please forgive me for being some a basterd.

Ms. "I can't see the obvious" writes...

Your website is totally wrong. I put in the required information for my grandma and it said she was expired! Her death date was 1987 HA she is still alive and doing well!

    The Death Clock replies...

    -sigh- Read the faq... it's a game... a game!

Mr. "I slept in School" from New Mexico writes...

Our president died November 4, 1998. Will we put in his birthday and everything. Will the point is it was a year off.

    The Death Clock replies...

    You seem to have a problem with English. Let me help you out. Repeat after me: "Do you want fries with that?"

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