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Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of August 12, 2001

Rob Rice (rocky_the_tiger@hotmail.com) writes...

Im 15 and this is the most gayest and disterbing thing ever, and im not one of those gay little geek kids, i am a competitive shopot er and like eminem and limp bizkit and all that XXXX, but this is a gay thing, its kind of gay too, but i bet i can proove it wrong, coz im not fat XXXX, i am a very athletic person im going to live into my 80s at least, not into my 60s

    The Death Clock replies...

    Wow, you sure sound like you have a problem with "gay" since you say it so often. Maybe you have something you would like to let out? (Like out of the closet perhaps?) Good luck on the shopot thing.

Emre Sidal (fightlord@hotmail.com) writes...

Well, first of all, i guess this site is a bad site. And its useless. Shall i tell you something? i really really wonder which button i have to click to learn my seconds !! i really really wonder how long i will live.......................

    The Death Clock replies...

    It sounds like you have a real problem with buttons.

Flo (floriane_c@hotmail.com) writes...

Hello It seems that you are used to hearing bad comments on your website .but I really do not understand the purpose of your website. Is it because you like provocation, because you want to be famous thanks to your invention or is it just to make people feel bad? You may have thought before making you website that weak people would probably base onto this stupid death clock. .. But no, it seems that you only thought about you. Do you know where this idea of creating a site about death come? You really shouldn' be proud of it.. Be careful of your life and the way you are leaving it... if death is part of you, I would start thinking why? and I would be scared if I wear you... Good luck anyway and God bless you...
PS: the design is ok...

    The Death Clock replies...

    Thank God the design is ok!

Jamie Fox (jfox@hotmail.com) writes...

you should stop this you are demons.
I am a jehovah witness
SO STOP

    The Death Clock replies...

    Or you will come bother me at my door?

Matt Brown (brown007@mediaone.net) writes...

Hi,
Good sir, I am a serious member of the Catholic church. For years I have served my God and country diligently through service to my church. Why, I even remember once sacrificing my dinner to a homeless person...you would never do something of that calibur I am sure. I live in the bible belt, and have alerted the local authorities about your site. It is in blatant violation to everything God teaches, and we will bring it down. Mark my words; freedom of speech can only get you so far. God is king, something you must learn you insolent spoiled brat. Who are you to tell us our death dates anyways? God will punish you in time, but on this mortal earth I will do all I can to take you out. That is all; may God save you in the afterlife.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Yes, I now have an arch enemy!!

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Rochelle (rochelle@aol.com) writes...

How can you put this up on the internet? You hve no taste and you have got to be a disgusting creature sent from hell. Why can you not put up a decent respectible sight? I have read most of the internet feedback and I agree with most of it also. You can't say anything bad about my comments because I'm saying you are a psycho (who probably mutalates animals and what not) in a respectable way.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Well, as long as you are respectful...

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