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Ah, I love email. I just get so darn excited when my email program chimes at me. Everyday I get hundreds of emails from people around the world, and let me say this. I'm scared. Real scared. Below are just a few examples of the kind of email I get. Every email is printed exactly as I got it, including all misspellings and insane ravings.


DLO for the week of July 1, 2001

Jon Baird (blaster15679@yahoo.com) writes...

Ihate this deathlock place you all are a bunch of over grown liers because I put my paps date in their and you guys say that he should be dead already and he's not. So that is what I think about your website so get ride of the website.

Nameless (ride_wit_me2@excite.com) writes...

I think this thing you call the death clock is a hoax. It's a really stupid idea. There could be an elderly person that comes to this site (but I don't know why they would anyways) and tell they have like only 30 seconds to live or something like that. That would scare them. Remember to respect your elders. Did I mention that this site is a piece

    The Death Clock replies...

    You are correct - this site is a hoax. It's not really here. Please go away.

Nameless (ltbad@impop.bellatlantic.net) writes...

this site deathclock.com is not true is it b/c it is not funny

    The Death Clock replies...

    Err, so, if it was funny it would be true?

Charlie (link2char@aol.com) writes...

Hi, you don't know me, I am 14 and I really think your deathclock website is not right. I don't think it is moral to tell people they are gonna die one such and such days, in such and such years. You are in my prayers. Thankyou
Charlie

    The Death Clock replies...

    And I shall pray that you get a sense of humour.

THE FLAME OF THE WEEK

Nameless (bilboard@aol.com) writes...

when I saw this site I nearly threw up my own vomit was practically burning through the floor. I think this site is the worst piece of junk wasted on time making it I've ever seen!! Why do you even sleep at night with a site like this. I'm shamed to even be a user of the internet. The death clock is so stupid it makes Clinton look like a genius! I've seen some bad things when I visited Africa for a trip but this, it doesn't even amount to what I've seen there!! why do you even have this site, It should have been abandoned like a mine years ago. too shame, death clock, too shame.

    The Death Clock replies...

    Welcome to the Death Clock, the gold mine of the internet!

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